Sub: Things I learned yesterday

1. There is something worse than having the hiccups for 8 hours straight: having your boob itch for 8 hours straight. Woke up this morning, and It was gone. But not after an entire day of unladylike clawing.
2. Two gallons of LSD is enough to make EVERY PERSON IN AMERICA trip balls. Thank you, History Channel.
3. Eating a burrito from Frontier at midnight is NOT a good idea. Technically this was a lesson I learned today. For the 158th time.
4. Glasses aren’t so bad. But they have only won the battle. They will not win the war!!!!!!!!!!