An Ode to my Tapeworm:
O tapeworm, my tapeworm.
You leave me with no rest.
You keep me unsatisfied,
My stomach a hunger-fest.
I can’t concentrate
With the growling in my gut.
All I can think of throughout the day
Is forcing you out my butt.
So hungry I could cry,
Of starvation I will die,
Please stop eating my food, tapeworm,
At least leave me one fucking fry.
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